Goes really nicely with a side of Piece of Shit Garbage.
Don't correct the professors at Transylvania University. They won't take any crap from anyone.
Trick question, the infundibulum is the frat house of a woman's body.
How does a blonde try to take a picture off the internet? She uses white-out.
Aw yeah, turd sandwich!
"How many school employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?"