Obviously the fecal material has to be stored somewhere! Duh, that's what the tail's for.
Just add an apostrophe s after everything. Why? Because the lord himself told me to!
"I want to tickle your bellybutton... from the inside."
The text reads : "I obviously missed that day and am truly sorry for it. Here is a picture of Superman to make up for the wasted space."
This fish's bad assness is definitely to scale.
To give you an idea of scale, that's the tallest tree in the world.