SURVEY: Do you motorboat with your eyes open or closed?
I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride.
Now when she lies on her stomach you have something to fondle!
You have to be kinda drunk yourself to gamble for a tiller.
Now you don't have to go outside to look this good!
Now all she has to do is find Legolas. Then have him accept her for the freak she is.