When the river's red, take the dirt road. View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Jon on March 28, 2010 Recommended Comments () Picture If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead. Picture That cute red bow tie? That sexy blue coat? Not wearing pants? Sorry Porky Pig, but you were asking for it. Picture Joke's on them, they totally spelled "weiner" wrong. Picture news Picture Shark Swims on Flooded Road Picture CollegeHumor.com - when there's important news about people with funny names, eventually we get around to telling you about it. Comments ()