"Here's a pimp ride for cruising in the party cove, Lake of the Ozarks"

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Anything but clothes and dignity.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness