... even if that means lying under oath. View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From James on March 29, 2010 See More advice Fortune Cookies Recommended Comments () Picture I wonder what this fortune means. Picture See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me. Picture That's good advice, even when not looking at the sign. Picture Fortune for one! Misfortune for all! Picture That's no mechanical bull! That's Rodney, the after-hours janitor, just lying under the saddle. He pretty much does it every Ladies Night. Picture Sheila immediately went to Pep Boys to her intake man-ifolded! Three times in one night! Comments ()