I got this in the mail. Kinda defeats the purpose don't ya think?
A lot of mailmen did things no mailman should do.
If gay couples were bro-y this is what they'd name their son.
If she only knew the DVD inside was "You've Got Mail."
"That sure is a lot of mail you guys are carrying into your dorm room on a Saturday night."
"This is the actual check for that I had to mail to the State of Illinois on my income tax return."