I swear the whammy bar has always worked before, this is the first time it's ever malfunctioned.
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
"This is a pic of my roommate's actual underwear. (Yes, that's him in the pic)"
The sad part about funny nerd underwear is that nobody ever gets to see it.
"This Is My Picture Of The Back Of My Tahoe! Aint It Sweet?? "
"I found this in the middle of the road and couldn't stop laughing." Knit?