I am so annhilated that I just raped a watermelon. It was the most liberating experience of my life.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe