I am so annhilated that I just raped a watermelon. It was the most liberating experience of my life. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture January 18, 2003 Recommended Comments () Picture I think I inhaled a seed and a watermelon is going to grow in my lungs - am I just being paranoid? Picture "Got really badly sunburned on the last day of my trip. I am in the ER getting ready for them to cut those bad boys off." +250,000 views Picture "We were bored around the halls so for fun i broke a pretty nice sized board with my head...i have no karate experience...im just kinda dumb" Picture I had the idea when I realized we were just throwing the most delicious part of the whole pickle experience. Picture Really couldn't change her caption. "Just a lazy day at the beach when my friend took the picture. I pretty much got raped by the sun that day." Picture "On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in. Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross) Comments ()
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