No one can help you now. Especially not even your creepy step-brother Nedward.
"You can save money by smuggling in your own kegs."
Save this picture so you can send it in with your FSU application.
Are you pointing at your messed up leg or your awesome eagle poster?
Now there's a butt you can set your watch to.
If you offer a $50 reward for your missing bike, I think I can help you.