i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
"This is from Star Wars?"
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
Comes in a can! Get it?
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Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
