"My school's health center gave this too me. Read the last line." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture January 7, 2003 See More Popular Pictures Recommended Comments () Picture Hard to read, so let me help. "If you or someone you know touched a bat near [blah blah blah] Environmental Health & Safety needs to talk to you. [blah blah blah]." Picture Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good Picture They'll read my poetry, then they'll love me. +250,000 views Picture Bottle in Bag Labeled "Books" Picture Wait, my Health teacher told me it was supposed to be in front. What gives! Picture Real life Something About Mary: "Too much partying at the University of Scranton leads to a penis getting caught in the zipper and an emergency room trip at 2 am. Note the blood on the man version of a pad they gave me." Comments ()