"Some chick from a matchmaker website actually sent this picture to me.... Read her shirt!!! It looks like all you can buy is crap at the Biggest Sale of the Year." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture January 6, 2003 Recommended Comments () Picture Hey baby, I see your into novelty dirty shirts - me too. I've got one at home that's about Dunkin' Donuts and pot. Can I buy you a drink? Picture My dad did a themed Christmas present - all crap you can buy for a dollar. Picture ATTENTION GIRLS: Pretend this chick took a crap on that lawn chair and you won't feel so jealous of her mind-enhancing ass. +250,000 views Picture I wonder how many times per day she has to read her own shirt to not feel like putting her head in the oven. Picture It's not like security there is important anyway. Nobody gives enough of a shit to steal from JCPenny. Picture Though you can't actually see what she looks like, you can zoom in on that right cheek to see a tattoo of her sporting a kissy face. Comments ()