Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
"Some chick from a matchmaker website actually sent this picture to me.... Read her shirt!!! It looks like all you can buy is crap at the Biggest Sale of the Year."
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.