Picture Hey baby, I see your into novelty dirty shirts - me too. I've got one at home that's about Dunkin' Donuts and pot. Can I buy you a drink?
Picture ATTENTION GIRLS: Pretend this chick took a crap on that lawn chair and you won't feel so jealous of her mind-enhancing ass.
Picture I wonder how many times per day she has to read her own shirt to not feel like putting her head in the oven.
Picture It's not like security there is important anyway. Nobody gives enough of a shit to steal from JCPenny.