"Some chick from a matchmaker website actually sent this picture to me.... Read her shirt!!! It looks like all you can buy is crap at the Biggest Sale of the Year."

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.