"Your honor, I'd like to request permission to approach the bench and then chop it in half" « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture January 2, 2003 See More sign ninjas Recommended Comments () Picture 'Your honor, if I may I'd like to karate chop another cement brick.''I'll allow it.' Picture Caution: Ninjas are mammals too. It's their job to flip out and kill people. Picture The fine isn't for touching the wires; it's for dying like a weakling. Picture Catholic School Girl vs Ninja Picture I'd like to die this way. Picture "Ninja Fight Incredible Action Shot! We started 50 paces away and after a sprint this was the moment of impact. This picture was totally worth the beating I recieved for kicking him in the face. " Comments ()