How many times does she have to tell you? Ugly people don't count.
How many Simpsons tattoos do you think there are worldwide?
How many drinks do you think I'll need to order to sleep with you? Six? Seven?
How long do you think it took this guy to figure out it was a possum?
How many lonely hours behind the wheel do you think it took to write that one?
How many commandments do you think he broke that night?