Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
"This is from Star Wars?"
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Art School Boner Memorial
Scumbag Adele
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Gay jello?
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.