One of my favorite stories my dad tells, is about the day mom was giving birth to my brother. Back then, my parents lived quite a ways from the city, so it was a long drive to the hospital that could handle childbirths. Mom's in labor, so dad's got her in the the car, and is speeding down the highway doing a good 40-50KPH over the limit at least, blowing through the tiny... Read More »
I don't care what you say. Charlotte Lewis looks like Rocky Dennis.
My favorite scene from Lost last night. You guys probably won't post this, but it's cool.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.