Well, they ARE driving a Saturn.
If they were really into the costume, they all would have cut off a finger.
Let's just assume we're LOLing at the fact that he drives a Scion.
Since the dawn of time, man has always dreamed of driving a car in a living room. They did it.
"Saw this while driving one day... you think they get much business with a name like that?"
"They were so wasted they din't realize they were in the lawn."