From the "Best of Halloween 2002" collection

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3