An ex and I were hooking up on my couch while she was on her period. We put a towel down, so we didn't stain the couch. Hours later we got home from the bar with my buddy who was really hammered. He layed right on the towel. After cracking up for 5 minutes I had to slide it out. He'll never know, but the world needed to.
Well It's got 1000 likes, her topless is up
If this get's a 1000 likes I will upload her topless.
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Hello Kitty Sushi Rolls
So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.
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Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
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This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
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For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
