"If only that was actually on the menu..."

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora