He doesn't even have to go anywhere to break the seal.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.