"My friend and I decided that her sleeping little sister deserved to be raped by a doll."

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve