His mother's only there for support (for his crippling scoliosis). View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture April 15, 2010 See More family portrait hair mohawk loser mother and son Recommended Comments () Picture Matthew McConaughey has never stood up completely straight in his life. My guess: crippling scoliosis. Picture "I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile. Picture Would a loser have an awesome tattoo on his belly? Picture Don't be fooled. He's having the time of his life. Picture Guess which one's the rebellious cousin who went to live with his uncle after his mom checked into rehab. Hint: It's one of the babies. Picture His good noose was dirty. Comments ()