This picture reminds me of the end of Thriller.
Something about the dad just reminds me of a specific Muppet.
Well John it's your birthday you get to eat the cum.
The manliest job in the world? Make up artist.
Pick-up line of the night: I think these balloons are taking me UP, UP, UP the stairs and into my bedroom.
That reminds me, I wonder what's going on in the R-rated section?