i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Little Boy Knows the Score
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
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"Chicago, Illinois, on the Skyway, by myself, after driving 30 hours straight through without sleep. Needless to say the bus was full of Mexicans."
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Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.



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From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
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