Picture Why's he so sad? He's wearing a tie. Ohhhh maybe it's for a funeral. I'm sorry, that was rude - I wasn't thinking.
Picture That girl looks like she's really fun to hang out with. Also, I know exactly where her real privates are.
Picture Just 4 ties and around 8 Full Windsors later this was the adequately regal result. It truly is The King's Throat.