On the way back from Ann Arbor, MI, you'll find this sign which spells not one, but TWO funny sex things!

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve