It's not so bad once you get used to it not working.
This guy only shows up in pictures. No one knows him or has ever seen him.
He passed out from drinking and woke up as the Green Man. No one knows how. Or why.
This hippie toked up an hour ago in his basement. How he ended up here, no one knows.
"Long story short, never pass out in someones room where no one knows you."
"Hampden-Sydney Freshman with something to prove...but.. no one quite knows what it is yet..."