"As I was leaving a bar at 3pm on a Wednesday some guy handed me this and said 'The Archangel Gabriel instructed me to give you this.' I couldn't make this up if I tried."

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday