Hey Mom!! Come take a picture of me for my metalhead friends! « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Jack on April 28, 2010 See More busted mom portrait shirtless dude flex More By Jack View Profile Stoners say the darndest things. Sorry sweetheart, this is a hats only party. Recommended Comments () Picture Here, let's take a picture of you staring at my boobs. +250,000 views Picture She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES! Picture "This is my friend's Mom..." Picture "My mom found a roach on our porch and blamed my friend Sam." He must have long hair. Picture "This kid was standing on a street by my friends house. I bet he doesnt smoke again." Picture "My buddy went out of town and we thought it would be funny to take sexual pictures with his girlfriend in his bed. He got a the pictures taped to his truck a week after he got back." Comments ()
Stoners say the darndest things.
Sorry sweetheart, this is a hats only party.
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