"This Is My Picture Of The Back Of My Tahoe! Aint It Sweet?? "
"When RPI engineers decide to better an already totally sweet idea! "
It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.
"... an' if you show up late, you ain't gettin' any!"
"Here grandma, I wrote directions on the remote so you'd stop calling me everyday."
Does anybody see my contact? I'm pretty sure I dropped it around here somewhere.