The worst part is, the song he's talking about is "Free Bird"

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis