The guys who sent this in put their pictures and phone numbers on a receipt that they gave their hot waitress. If you're smart, you should be able to call them right now.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve