The guy is like 6'4" to begin with - and he was wearing 7 inch stilettos. Be afraid... be very afraid.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth