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From otiose321

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young