You don't plan to have sex in the stacks, it just happens.
"Thats what he gets for having those fly ass rims in that part of the office."
The office desk of THE FUTURE!
They were playing softcore porn music in the background the entire presentation.
It's not the machines we should be afraid of. It's the office supplies.
Get your mind out of the gutters, they're just sex donuts. Gawsh.