It's infinitely harder to recognize your spidey sense tingling when you're also buzzed. Open bar baby!

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe