"My friend sent me this pic from Seoul, S korea. I wish i knew what the buttons were for."
"Really bored while driving from S. Carolina to CT in the rain."
"My friend accidentally hit the 'steam' button while ironing his sweater while wearing it."
It's getting hot in here, so set your boobs on fire.
My friend found this in his "chicken soup" the other day while in China!
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.