That's one really, really long day.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Well, think it.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.