"I know a couple of guys from my college that would be perfect for this job!"
"I told you getting a baby would be a lot of responsibility"-dog's mom.
If my dog wanted self service, I wouldn't be bringing him into this kind of place.
It's got to be kind of weird taking this dog for a walk.
If this was an iCup, the line would be around the block
It would be infinitely less weird if he didn't use this photo for the family holiday card.