I hear when you call this company a meathead in a wife-beater with frosted tips shows up in 30 minutes or less.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora