Picture Jessica Alba, who still hasn't been in anything you have heard of. Look for that to change this summer when Fantastic 4 comes out and she's just been in movies you haven't seen. Also, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't mention that you can totally see
Picture Have you ever been writing a paper and, out of sheer boredom, you type something silly and vulgar just to see what it would look like? Did you ever forget to take it out?
Picture Gee Betty, things have been going just swell these past couple of weeks and I've gotta ask you - where you will wear my pin?