Mumsy will never know the better!

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness