Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Sexy and They Know It
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
OH MY GOD! I think he's trying to tell me something, but I don't know what.
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Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
