This is what you get for raiding the trunks in your parents' attic.
When you get a haircut from a friend, periodically check what they're doing to your head.
If you get that tattoo, you have to take care of your nails.
A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk.
"I'm sorry you don't GET my humor, Mom. Whose fault is that?"
That's what you get for dressing up as the Karate Kid and going to the beach.