P=e^N+I(s)

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal