No Power Glove, No Love

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.