This is called ROCKaganda.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.