i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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I tried to come up with a "Me Chinese, me play joke..." parody that had to do with peeing in a gene pool, but I fucking just drew blanks.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
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I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
